Before we get started, did you just scroll down to see how long this post was so you could decide whether or not to read it? If so you might be interested in the TL;DR summary I wrote for you at the end of this post.*** I know I would be, if I were you. Feel free to skip ahead.
Hey friends, for those of you who are still here with me, I’d like to talk to you about my brain.
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Seriously, if you are easily grossed out by stories of bodily functions, I strongly suggest you turn back now.
Still with me? Alrighty then, time to buckle up, friends.
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Hi friends! I’m sorry that I have made such a habit of not blogging for months and then lamely apologizing for not writing in such a long time. I start writing now and then but it’s just so easy to get distracted and never finish. Usually by the time I get around to it again, the post isn’t even relevant anymore. Well, friends, NOT TODAY.
Because I recently became reacquainted with one of the great loves of my youth, and I want to introduce them to you.
Read the rest of this entry »Hey friends, it’s been a while since I told you a story, hasn’t it? Well, would you like to hear about how I spent my afternoon?
Last time I went in for an oil change they said all my tires were pretty worn so I should get them replaced sometime before winter. And then one of my tires developed a slow leak, so last week I made an appointment to get four new tires.
This weekend my boss at Job2 gave me a Starbucks gift card to celebrate my awesomeness and demonstrate support for my attachment to overpriced coffee-based beverages. I mean, technically she offered me one of a selection of cards, of which Starbucks was one, but yeah. I saw that one and the other cards never had a chance of seeing the inside of my wallet. It’s not overpriced if it’s FREE, right?
Since I had some extra time this morning before work, I decided to take advantage of that gift card and pick up something on the way to the office. Read the rest of this entry »
Today I went to the doctor for my annual checkup. I always know it’s time for my annual checkup because I call the pharmacy to refill my prescriptions, and then later that day someone at the clinic calls me and says “Hey, it’s been over a year. If you want more drugs you gotta come see us, mmkay?”
Buckle up, friends, do I have a story for you!
It started with a phone call.
Friday night my dad called and asked if I could come over around 8. This was strange, because usually my mom is the one who calls me, though it’s not unheard of for my dad to call. We were just getting ready for our regular game night with our friends, which usually lasts until 10:30. I wouldn’t be able to stop over that evening. He said he needed to talk to me about something, but not over the phone. I said I could stop by the coffee shop where he goes in the mornings. No, he said, could I come by their place at around 10 am instead? I agreed.
Recently at work, I had to register for a secure email account to receive a document from a vendor. During the registration process, I had to choose a security question. The third option on this list made me literally laugh out loud at my desk. Read the rest of this entry »
[CURTAIN RISES]
ME: *turning off my alarm* Feeling pretty good about myself today!
DEPRESSION: Really? Did you forget about all the sad and/or embarrassing things that have happened in your life?
ME: No, I didn’t forget, I just-
DEPRESSION: Remember that time in ninth grade when someone wrote something mean about you in your friend’s yearbook? Read the rest of this entry »
Do you ever randomly think of someone you haven’t seen in ages? This happens to me a lot. All day long, various things will remind me of my friends or family members. It’s like having a memory player on shuffle in my mind all the time. Sometimes it’s people I see every day. Sometimes it’s people I haven’t seen in years. Read the rest of this entry »
