4-YEAR-OLD: Never wants to go to sleep because there are so many fun things to do. Wakes you up before your alarm goes off every day.
14-YEAR-OLD: Would sleep all day if you let him.
4-YEAR-OLD: Knows all the words to all the Blue’s Clues songs and sings them in the car, at the grocery store, at Target, and pretty much anytime.
14-YEAR-OLD: Knows all the words to all the Green Day songs but will only sing them if he thinks no one is listening. Pretends he never liked Blue’s Clues.
4-YEAR-OLD: Thinks you know everything.
14-YEAR-OLD: Thinks HE knows everything.
4-YEAR-OLD: Gives you hugs and kisses when you drop him off at school.
14-YEAR-OLD: Is embarrassed if someone sees you wave goodbye to him.
4-YEAR-OLD:Wants to be a firefighter.
14-YEAR-OLD:Wants to design video games of zombie firefighters.
4-YEAR-OLD:Tells you almost every day that he’s never going to move out because he’d miss you too much.
14-YEAR-OLD:Every other day, says he can’t WAIT until he’s old enough to move out because he’s tired of being treated like a CHILD all the time and YOU ARE SO UNFAIR!