You know how sometimes you’re waiting for an important phone call and you feel like you need to pee but you’re like “If I go to the bathroom now they’re going to call so I’ll just wait”
so you wait but they didn’t call when you thought they would and then you have to pee even more but you’re still waiting because now you’re positive they’re going to call you as soon as you walk away from your desk you just know it and so you continue to wait until you’re pretty sure your bladder is going to explode and so you get up and go to the bathroom and while you’re washing your hands THAT’S when your phone rings so you try to dry your hands as fast as you can and pull your phone out of your pocket to answer it and accidentally throw it in the garbage with paper towels as you think to yourself if I had just gone to the bathroom the first time you thought you had to pee then you already would have been back at your desk when the phone rang?
Yeah. That was totally my day.
But at least I didn’t drop my phone in the toilet.